hehe... something me and jen made up LONG time ago... I just recently found it again =)
by the way, please don't be offended by it... not ALL guys are like that... it's just our simple ranting =)
what is annoying about guys - from two girls' opinions
*Empty promises
you say you're gonna do something.
you acutually PROMISE us. then what do you do?
YOU BREAK IT. we NEVER force you to promise us.
if you feel like you wont be able to keep it, then DONT PROMISE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
*the Need for Physical Contact
you man whores. all you wanna do is touch us.
do you honestly even care who we are?
it just seems like, all you wanna do is have FUN with a relationship.
and to you it seems like FUN is TOUCHING.
and guys. if you want to COMFORT her like your "excuses"
your hands should never be ON her boobs or GRABBING her ass.
*All talk no action
This isnt even funny. it's to a point where it's fucked.
If you say you're gonna "beat the shit out of him" DO IT, don't bs your ass off.
It's not cool nor "manly"
all i can say about this is. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*Cockyness (related to the above also)
so you think you are all that huh?
all talk no action applies here.
okay you're ALL that like you say.
let me see! oh dear...
you suck at bball more than my grandma
and if you are really good, you dont need to say it. we can SEE.
besides, if you are good, other people do the talking FOR you.
*Playing Dress up
almost all guys like to dress up or act different in front of people. they try and act all hardcore and tough in front of other guys but you can't fool us...WE KNOW YOU'RE ALL JUST CRYBABIES THAT WANT ATTENTION! And dressing up all gangsta or bball playa or whatever WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE cuz that's just stupid. It's as effective as your "so-called biceps or abs". And what is up with those black puffy jackets...? NOT hot. Also, don't try and talk in a deeper voice, we know you don't like your squeaky girly voice but just deal with it. Puberty will come sooner or later.
*"I wasn't looking at her"
HAHA... Don't think we're that naive. WE KNOW YOU WERE STARING AT HER.
If you're going out with your GIRLFRIEND, you better sure as hell not stare or even GLANCE at some other girl. We are NOT hesitant to beat the crap out of you and dump you in less than a second =) | 
